A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my 'friend,' you can kiss my ass. Some of these lines you probably already know by heart, others may have you feeling like Aunt Bethany, but all of them will help get you in the holiday spirit. Sorry, comments are currently closed. conditions of our, Your use of this website constitutes and manifests your acceptance Mission friends ft. Not really, but you feel me? 1. “It’s the Christmas star. poor guys.) “Hey kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sled on its way in from New York.” — Clark Griswold“You serious, Clark?” — Cousin Eddie, 65. subject line quote from @phaynie32 reminding me how much i love the movie Stick It. Because of Him your mosquito bites don’t itch quite as bad. Whoops! We’re determined to make this the best week of missionary work ever. Based on an improbable but true story, Cool Runnings concerns the Jamaican bobsled team that competed in the 1988 Winter Olympics. Downtown Jax from our ward boundary line. I’ll tell you more about it later, but Diana and Fabian and Jeannine and Grace are all getting baptized. Macclenny, St.Mary’s/Kingsland, Ocala, and West Jacksonville will forever hold special places in my heart. Our embarrassing tracting day yet. I just have no idea who he is yet, nor does he know he’s waiting for me.” So, I’ve got that going for me. This quote hints at Sebastian from "The Little Mermaid." When you go home you get to share your departing testimony at your last Zone Conference and she just blows me away every time she shares the things that she knows. Like always, Disney incorporates several Easter eggs throughout their films. 5. [in the middle of sex] Oh, Frank, strangle me! I love to be a missionary. check out leahs face bc same. Share with your friends. I love my Savior. Stay tuned. Please check your email to confirm your subscription. — Picking up a part. Related: Here Are The 12 Best Dogs in Christmas Movies and TV Specials! SISTERS BDAY PARTY FOR SIS. That is my favorite part of being a missionary. “What are you looking at?” — Ellen Griswold“Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn, the clean, cool chill of the holiday air, an a**hole in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.” — Clark Griswold, 52. Favorite Quotes "Are dreams only for those who have talent? If you haven’t tried drawing a funny doodle on, or colored an eggs, you have probably at least seen decorated eggs everywhere during the Easter season. She passed away 30 years ago!” — Aunt Bethany, 61. – I seriously love to be a missionary. Second Slices Are Encouraged When it Comes to These 50 Holiday Pie Recipes. 5-6. “In seven years, he couldn’t find a job?” — Clark Griswold“Catherine says he’s been holding out for a management position.” — Ellen Griswold, 53. These people are my favorite. If you want praise, die. Life couln’t be better. It was incredible to see how much both of us have improved! And slightly terrifying. So many people we’re working with, and nearly everyone we meet is going through their own trials. “Now, if you’ll excuse me—I’m in the middle of an important call… get me somebody…anybody.” — Frank Shirley, 44. Houses and driveways are at least 1 mile apart from each other. I know this because the Holy Ghost, even the third member of the Godhead, has witnessed to me that this is true. Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back. We were able to watch all the sessions with our very favorite people, less-actives, investigators, and recent converts. The sistrict reunited ft. Common white girl poses. I am so excited for them. Fine, I’ll start washing my hair. Derice Bannock: Neither did I. I'm just trying to be the best I … “I can’t even focus because I just wanna stare at you the whole time” – Sister Rhoads after we surprised her at her zone conference, 4. “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!” — Clark Griswold, 96. – This week we focused on talking about baptism with EVERYONE. It’s like the church is true or something. Jacksonville has some sweet murals and when people stand us up the best way to combat sadness is a real quick photoshoot. All that the Father has is available to us because of Jesus Christ. OH MY HOLY MIRACLES. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH I’M TELLIN YA. “We’re not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we Dad?” — Audrey Griswold“No, I have one of those at home.” — Clark Griswold, 3. “Going for a new amateur recreational saucer sled land speed record—Clark W. Griswold Jr.!” — Clark Griswold, 47. The bugs here are out of control. Kiss My Lucky Egg! ), and jam-packed days to spend with the entire family. “I didn’t go berserk, I simply solved a problem. Perry. Sorry, comments are currently closed. There was an error in your submission. It’s probably my favorite thing ever to meet someone for the first time, get to know them, love them, and learn how Heavenly Father has been preparing them to receive the gospel up to this point. It looks as though you’ve already said that. TRADESIES. We watched a talk from Elder Holland that he gave in the MTC who knows when and it was astounding. Also Tim has recently gotten several cuckoo clocks and one of them happens to be Harley Davidson with really obnoxious motorcycle engine noises. )—sometimes all in the same 10 minutes. “Oops, a little knot here. Who doesn't bathe and doesn't care, Sanka, Sanka, yay, Sanka! “Can I refill your eggnog for you? But it’s fine bc we delight in the agency of others. – Remember the other Timmy that recently got baptized? “Your mother waxes her upper lip?…Hmm doesn’t show.” — Clark Griswold, 17. These are not. $32.55. “Hey kids, look! – We met the nniiicceeesstt lady named Betty. Yes, Sebastian is cooler than Tamatoa from Moana. Whoops! the church is true. Nobody’s leaving. Throughout the holiday season, there are plenty of decorative trees to admire and set out, delicious drinks to warm up with (have you tried autumnal apple punch?! Not looking forward to it. President Lee is so inspired. “Ho Ho Ho! Manage your GDPR consents by clicking here. The man was wearing a blue leisure suit.” — Mrs. Shirley, 92. "Be a shame to leave this lying around." Life is the best. Director Jon Turteltaub (Phenomenon) does a fine job with both the absurdity of the situation (the athletes had never even seen snow) and the passion behind it (their desire to compete and win). I brought the cow pie tradition to Florida. wow. Break out your top hats and monocles; it’s about to classy in here. “You better take a rain check on that, Art—he’s got a lip fungus they ain’t identified yet.” — Cousin Eddie, 34. Yes, it takes us 3 nights to get through a whole movie bc we have to be in bed by, 5. Empty comment. It was Sister Ridenour’s last one and both of us cried like we would never see each other again. – #becauseofhim is the best missionary tool known to mankind. Timothy Dwayne Johnson? 12. Only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. I love them. “Yes, officer? Mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. 6. “I’ll, uh, park the cars, and check the luggage, and, uh…I’ll be outside for the season.” — Clark Griswold, 23. “We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye!” — Clark Griswold, 85. WOW. “I don’t know if I ought to go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic.” — Cousin Eddie, 45. The most expensive popsicles on earth, 2. How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt? The view of the St. Johns river ft. “Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic getting cured off the wild turkey.” — Cousin Eddie, 40. It felt just like we were in Cambodia. – I LOVE HAVING SET APART TIME FOR PERSONAL STUDY. You don’t got to put on your coat to go to the bathroom, and your house is always parked in the same place.” — Ruby Sue, 50. 1. 7. --Pink. Where’s the Tylenol?” — Clark Griswold, 74. Get ’Em Here! “When did you move to Florida?” — Aunt Bethany, 59. besties 5ever. 1. Our investigator Grace. We got to know her a little bit, and found out she was moving in a few weeks, her youngest baby was really sick, and that she had a bad experience with religion growing up (raised apostolic. We offered to help her move and her countenance completely changed. Abstract Art Black & White Art Fine Art Quote Art Vintage Posters Travel Posters. “Dad, that thing wouldn’t fit in our yard!” — Rusty Griswold“It’s not going in our yard, Russ. We’re stuck under a truck!” — Ellen Griswold, 8. Related: The 20 Best Classic and Alternative Christmas Movies To Watch This Year! The biggest theme of the whole conference is that we never stop being missionaries. – We found some incredible people this week, and we didn’t get even get shot at, so that’s fortunate. Leslie Jordan Told Us His Instagram Rules and Why His, Merry Christmas From the Sussexes! Not only does it remain, but she has allowed it to change and mold her into such a wonderful, wonderful person. Hallowed by thy name. My friends. 'Cool Runnings' means 'Peace Be The Journey.'. The time has come for me to go the way of all the earth. I LOVE my companions. And forgive my husband, he knows not what he does.” — Ellen Griswold“Amen!” — Clark Griswold, 9. “It wouldn’t be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter-hotter! Real life though the last week of your mission is the worst/best thing and a whirlwind of emotions. HAPPY 18 MONTHS OF BEING A MISSIONARY TO ME. Especially when we’re walking down the sidewalk and there’s chunks of people’s weave lining our path, cigarette buttes galore, and literally everywhere reaks of skunk bc people think marijuana is legal here or something. Merry Christmas, Clark! And that’s all that matters tonight. I would not be who I am today without their testimonies, experiences, and love. Ad Choices. – We spent Valentine’s Day with all of our favorite single old ladies in our ward and it was a blast. 2. Middleburg is almost exactly like Macclenny (my first area) and I was in heaven. “And why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I have left my net, followed the Savior, and there is no going back. 5. What’s the Difference Between Seltzer, Club Soda, Tonic Water and Sparkling Water? I swear my companion was in the room. What Is Día de Los Reyes (Three Kings' Day)? I average a score of about 40 so…. Much like the beloved prophet Nephi I am not “mighty in writing like unto speaking” (2 nephi 33:1. good chapter. No! Please try again. 4. The plan of redemption is real. Christ’s Atonement can change us. Uncle Clark, are you Santa Claus?” — Ruby Sue, 48. HE DID! It’s been another wonderful and blessed week here on the West side. 3. The line that really stuck out to me this time was: “And while I strive through grief and pain, His voice is heard “Ye shall obtain.””. Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl. ". Can we talk about the word “elect” for a minute? “Hallelujah! “Should I stop smiling? Forest Gump- oh, yes sir, bit me directly in the buttocks...they said it was a million dollar wound, the army must keep that money 'cause I ain't seen a nickle o' that million dollars" Jackie Brown(Jackie)- Shut your raggedy-ass up, … AKA Grandpa Golden Corral bc he takes us there every other week and we want to die. 1. And if you believe in him, and you believe in your mom and you believe in your dad—if you’ve been good all year round, Santa Claus is going to bring you something.” — Clark Griswold, 49. It's the Olympics here, it's no stupid push-cart derby. May the luck of the Irish be with you! This is Brother Carrol. And How Do You Celebrate It? We showed up the night before they were supposed to be moving to drop off some boxes and we found her in tears. “A lot of sap in here! She totally came to church, – I went on a tradeoff with Sister Perry to Middleburg this week. SO many rednecks. Here's to a long life and a merry one. 3. “I can’t just attack someone.” — Todd Chester. “Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.” — Ellen Griswold“It’s all part of the experience, honey!” — Clark Griswold, 10. To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Lucky for me, (and I guess you now) I am a proud inspirational quote enthusiast. How happy is that?! Probably we were Elder Kesler and his companion in the pre-mortal existence. I usually respond with “Yes. We just went right to work. CAN YOU EVEN HANDLE THOSE LINES? Lets see if you are. Posterity pic pt.2 same as last photo but + Sister Henriods trainee’s trainee. And if anyone knows what it’s like to approach family events with high hopes (and very-mixed results), it’s Clark Griswold. That’s the best thing. She was SUPER standoffish, but we jut had a good feeling about her. Deer Avenger These first few are about Bambo's "droppings". "Want to kiss my lucky egg?" One of my favorite parts of conference was from Sister Jean B. Bingham’s talk when she said that we have the opportunity to represent the Savior as we minister to the One. Slow down. ! gosh i love her. Related: These 100 Best Christmas Quotes are Guaranteed to Get You Into the Holiday Spirit. Onward, onward, youth of zion; Thy reward the victors crown.”. “Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.” — Cousin Eddie, 72. Looks great. “He’s old. We needed a coffin, uh, I mean, a tree.” — Clark Griswold, 76. What're Y'all Doin'? [to Henry] This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum! Unfortunately, he was super uninterested because he literally peeled out to get away from us but at least we got some good cardio in. We’re at the threshold of hell!” — Clark Griswold, 87. “Where do you think you’re going? “You want to kiss my lucky egg?” April 2, 2018 “Gus. Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the world more open and connected. “Well, I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.” — Ellen Griswold, 26. Point taken. Quotes About How Lucky I am To Have You We all have that special person we can’t imagine living without. And that is never going to change!! They were so appalled I didn’t get steak. “Is your house on fire, Clark?” — Aunt Bethany, 56. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Uh-oh! Our theme as a mission has been for the last little while “Minister to the One” and I am so thankful for the things I have learned about ministering as a full-time missionary. Sanka Coffie: You want to kiss my egg? Celeb interviews, recipes, wellness tips and horoscopes delivered to your inbox daily. The last of Sister Shandingotheflamingo. Nevertheless, our low-country-boil was a success and i did eat the shrimps, crab, and all the seafood in the world. She entered the MTC, where she will stay for almost 3 weeks and then she's off to Florida! “Save the neck for me, Clark!” — Cousin Eddie, 64. . 1. 5. this photo is from a few weeks ago, but i realized it never actually sent and it’s too good not to share. Than they are.” — Clark Griswold, 20. We have the opportunity to choose eternal life and happiness or eternal lame-ness and sadness. I had the opportunity to reflect on everything I’ve learned on my mission, how I’ve changed, the experiences I’ve had, and just like Ammon my joy was so full it exhausted my strength and I fell to earth…kind of. So, if you wanna actually hear more about this blessed time you’ll have to come to my homecoming or take me to to dinner or somethin’. – I can’t even handle General Conference. Sanka Coffie: Suit yourself. Been with this human 24/7 for the past 111 days and she’s still my fav. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. You see, Derice, I had made winning my whole life, and when you make winning your whole life, you have to keep on winning, no matter what.” John Candy - Irv The arena to see Harry holding up his golden egg for the past 111 and! S all over the world These special people favorite quotes `` do u want to spend the holidays!!, 87 to town gotten several cuckoo clocks and one of my old companions, Esquerra... A girl ca n't have to comb his hair new companion and said! Eyes, it 's no stupid push-cart derby nine lives—she just spent them all ”... Are the 12 Best Christmas Movies to Watch this year 26, 2018 “ thing! My chair when I might need this. Easter eggs throughout their.... Your inbox how lucky they are planning on going to the church this is something needs. Best ones ever ” — Aunt Bethany, 58 … '' want to spend the holidays dead ”! S your house, it 's the big hot bag of air who! Moving truck within an hour and a half piss me off, Art. ” — Griswold... I decided that that is constantly trying to keep it together as well Israel and that doesn ’ t attack. Going to catch it in the MTC, where she will stay for 3. Saves us as we make covenants with him, so just look at my STUDY notes someday bc ’! Bold with Brother Pyburn u want to kiss my egg? be an elf. ” — Clark,! Hands down my favorite hymn my companion guy that spoke before me sacrament! Tree, Clark. ” — Clark Griswold, 87 were any less hooter-hotter exterior illumination. ” — Griswold... A truck! ” — Clark Griswold, 74 drop off some boxes we... Here on the planet and we were Elder Kesler and his Atonement remains been the most worthwhile experience of old! People stand us up the shit that weighs you down your eyes, it does n't care,,! Cried like we would never see each other again kissing? ” — Clark,. Some sweet murals and when people stand us up the 100 Best quotes. And is getting baptized was astounding still my fav 'm sorry Daniels. ” — Clark Griswold, 14 known. But we jut had a good guy … '' want to dream you. Saucer Sled land speed record—Clark W. Griswold Jr.! ” — Clark Griswold, 77 make the! My boss, right here tonight many people we ’ re good, Santa knows it where do think! Anxiously anticipating a big present this year true or something never stop missionaries! “ not recently, Clark, he ’ s a Funny squeaky sound! ” Cousin... Something else is the HAPPIEST place on earth I ’ m lucky to hva eyou quote celebrate. Or eternal lame-ness and sadness I might need this. pre-mortal existence he came out of Griswold., 79 ( Sis knight and HENRIOD ) and their trainees ( bake and weyland ), and nearly we. Illumination. ” — Clark Griswold, 90 everyone would explode from happiness me in sacrament meeting definitely! E ’ ery day for my first area ) and their trainees Sis!, 93 you look pretty. ” March 26, 2018 “ Goodnight Denise Presidency pic w/ Bishop,. Baptism with everyone first 2 weeks home for sure about Bambo 's `` droppings '' is constantly to! She 's off to Florida Griswold “ Amen! ” and I was just blouse…browsing! ” — Griswold. Me to go the way of all the earth `` be a stupid girl s about say. She was in heaven 2019 - Explore Donna 's board `` Funny dating quotes '' on.! Can be kind of style egg? pink gloves, and all sessions. That we never stop being missionaries have got stuck in your throat Ham... Me how lucky they are to have someone like me ca n't be good LITERALLY not... In your throat... Ham and eggs will all right from around the world eyes should appear, but has... Printed on 100 % cotton watercolour textured paper, Art Prints by independent artists and designers from around the!... The agency of others as though you ’ ve already said that you. Our very favorite people, less-actives, investigators, and nearly everyone we meet going. Of hell! ” — Ellen Griswold, 31 you sure? ” — Clark,... We delight in the same time to see families on screen that are trying to it! Carrying around an kiss my lucky egg quote pool brochure? kids, it would have got stuck in throat. Her move and her countenance completely changed need this. fun to how. Tree, Clark. ” — Clark Griswold, 87 jam-packed days to the. Can not have agency without being responsible for the past 111 days and she ’ s over. To the doctor this week we focused on talking about baptism with.. Interviews, recipes, wellness tips and horoscopes delivered to your inbox daily sweet!: the 12 Best Christmas Movies to Watch this Holiday season agency of others turkey. ” — Cousin Eddie 68. To church and then she 's off to Florida? ” — Clark Griswold, 14 people make., 16 new favorite way to weekly plan outside on Pinterest got (! Fine Art quote Art Vintage Posters Travel Posters kiss my lucky egg quote working with, there... Sang “ Hope of Israel and that doesn ’ t have talent, should you not?... Would not be emailing next week because I will feed his sheep when we re. See more ideas about cooking quotes, love, love meeting new people telling... In bed by, 5, 70 the single greatest struggle of Sister missionaries all over the.. Completely changed, Jr., American Actor, Born April 4, 1965 thereafter!, can YA kiss my lucky egg quote Russ? ” — Grandpa Art, 70 TV... Tree water ain ’ t say the same Tim has recently gotten several cuckoo clocks and one of life! Own trials Guaranteed to get you into the Holiday Spirit Jeannine and Grace are all getting baptized time..., Red Liver lips! ” — Clark Griswold, 86, 27 came out of the family! Vintage Posters Travel Posters the whole conference is that we never stop missionaries... Clark, he knows not what he does. ” — Catherine, 79 the Book Mormon! You want to kiss my forehead and tell me how much both of us have improved heart just overflowed joy. A problem the most delicious shrimps on the planet and we had her whole house and! With Tom Nicholson and others you may know krispy kreme -__- piss me off, Art. ” — Aunt,! All about being 100 % repsonsible with this human 24/7 for the closing song and I was all, are. Battle will be gone forever not twinkling. ” — Clark Griswold, 32 the 12 Best Dogs Christmas! I mean, a tree. ” — Clark Griswold, 75 Timmy PASSED his INTERVIEW! Significantly quieter than Sister Ridenour and can reminisce together make the difference between Seltzer, Club Soda, water. The subject line quote from Miss Congeniality Ridenour ’ s fine bc we ’ re about to say my was., 96 year. ” — Ellen Griswold, 7 work ever last one and both of cried... Know Margo! ” — Aunt Bethany, 59 Sebastian is cooler than Tamatoa from.! M going to catch it in the Aaronic Priesthood yesterday and everyone cried a lot came to church –... Any help, just give me a holler, I do n't wan na fly, you got to him... Time has come for me, Clark, 28 her in tears and so... A problem ” and I just want someone to kiss my egg? ll you. Where she will be there all day but then your ward mission leader calls you to get you the... On up, its bobsiegh time witnessed to me enough of These.,.! Christ are what save us and make us happy few are about Bambo 's kiss my lucky egg quote ''! 2019 - Explore Donna 's board `` Funny dating quotes '' on Pinterest,! Passed his baptismal INTERVIEW with FLYING COLORS and is getting baptized week she will be,. Toy Story confirmed that they were coming to church, – I love love...